What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 03:02
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why do our deceased do not protect us from other bad spirits?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What are the causes of over sweating?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Next, they tried...
What have you learned from your parents' mistakes?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Is BPD real or just an excuse?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Do you believe that it is right that one Federal judge can block a President's decisions?
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
How is bestiality wrong, but killing animals for sport or trophies is considered okay?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Has Messi scored against the Buffon?
Everyone loved it.
No way
So they tried
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Just Forget it!
No go.